glasscatfigurine:

a lot of tough shit happened at black mesa that day. good men gave their lives for a cause greater than themselves, even if they may not have been quite sure what that cause was.

then there’s this asshole who was crushed to death by a lamp

topgear:

Keep an eye out for Richard’s creased jeans during interviews tomorrow.

via Richard Hammond’s Facebook page:

Oh nooooooooooo!!!!! These are my jeans. I sent them to the motel laundry cos I’m doing TV and newspaper interviews tomorrow for my new US TV series that starts next week. And they’ve ironed a crease in them. Oh dear lord, what’ll I do? ‘Hi, I’m Richard Hammond from the UK and my Mum ironed my jeans for me.’ Heeeeeelp!!!! I’m gonna roll them up and sleep on them tonight. RH

snuffleupagus-cumberbatch:

i don’t think you understand how hard i laughed at this when i saw this on facebook.

thegunlocker:

Can somebody identify this AK variant? Handle makes me think LMG. Mag doesn’t look like it could hold 7.62x39, looks more like an AR mag. Rear sight looks like an aperture sight, not standard for any AK. Unusual handguards. What is this thing???

Its a Galil, the standard issue weapon if the Israelis.  Fun fact, they some standard with a bottle opener built into the bipod.

fix-bayonets:

xuunies:

husklaughingalonewithkanaya:

galaxy-hearts:

hungarysovaries:

John and Dave play SBURB

never not reblog

this always cracks me up

its back

Two Best Friends Play is one of my favourite series on Youtube, Matt and Pat are hilarious guys. Apparently Matt’s a Homestuck and liked the video!

slavshit:

gunrunnerhell:

Winchester 7.62x25mm Tokarev (Its nice to see modern day production ammo in calibers that are more often found as surplus. Most surplus ammo from the 1940, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s is corrosive. Newer production ammo is usually non-corrosive but you should still take proper cleaning care after shooting. It’s like not wiping your ass after explosive diarrhea.)

Ahahaha. This shit is also expensive as fuck.

Reblog for best cartridge

diabsoule:

highway131:

wellthatsjustgreat:

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

• No Pulp
• With Pulp
• MORE Pulp
• LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

• Loaded With Even More Pulp
• Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
• Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
• Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
• Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
• I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
• Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
• No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
• An Orange

FUCK this will never not be funny.

I fucking love pulp

Probably the best video on the internet right now

Its totally not that it’s 3AM and everything is suspiciously funny.

45-70govt:

matching-was-never-an-option:

zerachin:

puffintalk:

catbountry:

adriofthedead:

pepperonideluxe:

heysawbones:

whenromancesmoked:

croozluh:

wittyurlname:

puprocks:

shaylarain:

justtouchedawkwardly:

The latest commercial from The Central Institute of Technology in Australia.

oh my god, just watch it.

Oh my god. 

What. The. Fuck.

What in the literal fuck.

There were tears.

…

W

hat…?

is this

real

i think I want to apply to this school now.

omg yes this is back

Holy shit.

oh my god, good thing I haven’t smoked today

need this on my blog again

Moving to Australia 

That was…

lizdexia:

Survival Under Atomic Attack

DON’T START RUMORS. In the confusion that follows a bombing, a single rumor might touch off a panic that could cost you your life.

This brochure was distributed by the California Office of Civil Defense during the Cold War. 

Just remember what Bert the Turtle says kids; ♫ duck and cover. ♪